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charlottelabouff:

vua2:

I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol

Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.

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  • #that's like saying i don't understand people who don't drink coffee #matter of taste
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caramelcheese:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

 (via grapegoat)

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mike-warren:

I was just reminded of how cruel the phrase “Aaron Tveit, playing Enjolras in the film Les Miserables” was to newscasters and reporters who don’t know how to pronounce half of those words.

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How To Be a Villain in the Batman Universe in 5 Easy Steps

headmaster-lion-who-can-talk:

  1. select a theme
  2. think up plenty of puns about that theme
  3. buy a suit in a color that suits the theme
  4. find something thematic to wear on your head
  5. poison the water supply
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febricant:

SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

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lucifurby:

ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war

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  • Anonymouswhat do you think of ben's wax figure?
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    F̵̹͔͇͍͓̳͊͒͐̾̆̀ͅŖ̭ͥͣ̒̾͗͌EE͍ͤ ̷̦̈́͑͒ͯ͛̑͒H̭̞͌̍̀̌ͭ̚I͈ͧͥ̌͗̓͡M̩͇̻̼̮̋̌͟ͅ

  • Long live the reckless and the brave
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